Turns Out,
the Perfect Gift does Exist

Turns Out, the Perfect Gift does Exist

The Bummer Box says what we’re all thinking: life sucks sometimes, but at least there’s wine. Send one to your friend, your sister, or yourself — therapy’s expensive, this isn’t.
The Bummer Box says what we’re all thinking: life sucks sometimes, but at least there’s wine. Send one to your friend, your sister, or yourself — therapy’s expensive, this isn’t.
Bummer Box
Bummer Box
Bummer Box
Bummer Box
Bummer Box
Bummer Box
Bummer Box
Bummer Box
Bummer Box
Bummer Box
Bummer Box

Bummer Box

Because sometimes life just… sucks — and that’s okay.

The Bummer Box is your official recovery kit for bad days, breakups, and everything in between. Inside you’ll find:
1. Cozy fuzzy socks (for instant comfort)
2. Chocolate (because endorphins are real)
3. A calming candle (to set the “I’m fine” mood)
4. And, of course, Basic Cellars Wine — your new favorite coping mechanism.

Add a personalized note to make it extra special — whether you’re sending it to a friend who needs a pick-me-up or gifting yourself a little self-care moment.

Bad days don’t last. Wine does. 

$79.99
$79.99
Pretext: Bad day
"I serve Basic's red wine at dinner parties, and it always steals the show. Its rich flavor and smooth finish leave my friends raving – a total crowd-pleaser without the fuss."
Emily Johnson
Social Media Strategist
"Basic's white wine is my ultimate unwind companion. Its crisp, refreshing taste makes every evening feel light and effortless – just what I need after a busy day."
Olivia Martinez
Digital Content Creator

Why go Basic?

No Big Bottle
Commitment

Straight to your door. Fast, fresh, and ready to pour. (Pants optional.)

Perfectly
Portioned

One mini bottle, one good time. Perfect for solo sips, party favors, or gifting without spiraling.

100% Satisfaction
Guaranteed

Not obsessed at first sip? We’ll fix it. That’s the Basic promise.

Meet Basic Cellars

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